Monday, January 5, 2009

Steve Jobs has a hormone imbalance, not cancer

Steve Jobs doesn't have cancer!

Expect Apple to go up several percentage points today as Steve Jobs announced his health illness is not related to cancer but related to a hormonal problem. This will certainly reassure investors as hormonal issues, specifically on how to gain weight back, is a simple problem to fix. “The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward,” Jobs said.

For my MSP performance portfolio, I'm doing a buy rating at 94.44 today.